POEMS

A Star is Born

Picture the scene as a stretch limousine

pulls-up alongside to deliver a dream,

The window winds down, you smile from a frown

as a mover and shaker from Tinseltown,

States boldly that: “If you’d like to act,

stardom could be yours and that’s a fact,”

Although you vouched that the casting couch

would never see you on your knees crouched,

Thrown is the dice and you pay the price

in life’s big scheme it’s a small sacrifice,

You wine and dine at Hollywood and Vine

where a contract is given for you to sign,

Reaching your goal you’re on the payroll

but the studio system owns your soul,

Yet, hey, so what, you’ve hit the jackpot

soon you’ll be working the movie backlot,

When oh the thrill when one might trill:

“I’m ready for my close-up Mr De Mille,”

 

Then come a new dawn a star is born

to those sat watching whilst eating popcorn,

And so it did go in the business of show

ask Bogart, Errol Flynn, Bet Davis, Monroe,

Whereas now the words that actors begird

Are: “Ready when you are Mr Speilberg”,

As long as payments for artist’s engagements

have been agreed by Hollywood agents,

Indeed, to succeed what artists all need

are agents who are never shamed by greed,

To bring the influx of vast megabucks

and no more needing to give an “aw shucks”,

As a stretch limousine completes the scene

of delivering you to a silver screen,

Where in the fame game there’s only one aim,

above the title must appear your name,

Cue Merrill Streep, J.Lo, Tarantino,

Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, Emma Stone, De Nero,

Winning thereafter an Oscar or Bafta

And hoping it ends “Happy ever after!”

Happy ever after, ha, what laughter,

‘cos what all wannabes need to factor,

Is nothing can tame the monster that’s fame

that’ll either help make or break your name,

But that is a tale of which to regale

upon leaving rehab – or possibly jail,

‘Til then, though naïve, you’ve got to believe,

a La La Land journey is what you’ll achieve,

 

But cruel happenchance said sod romance

to La La Land’s input of song and dance,

When a showbiz error remembered forever

brought dramatic and comedic terror,

The wrong envelope from a backstage dope

meant Hollywood history had to cope,

With Oscar’s spotlight instead shining bright

on the true Best Picture titled Moonlight,

And such a screw-up you couldn’t make-up

which a watching world all gladly lapped-up.

Excerpt from POETRY IN MOTION PICTURES

SCHADENFREUDE

Comedy can be deadly serious,
And tragedy laughably compelling,
That’s the rub, they’re often the same,
They just have a different spelling,
One is the walker, whistling away,
The other is the .

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Excerpt from THE LITTLE BOOK OF BAR ROOM BANTER


AN EASY PICK-UP

Your attractive, uncomplicated head sits on top of a long, sleek neck that adorns an hour-glass-figure.

With come-on curves fondled by men and women alike (quite often in public too), you don’t care who picks you up or who is doing the fondling, just so long as they turn you on.

Scratch marks feature down your front as well as down your back, which you display as a badge of honour.

When made love to, the tone of your moods can swing from a screaming banshee to a sparrow’s sigh, from a lava flow to a morning frost, from a Death Star explosion to a Firefly’s wing beat.

Some partnerships last and some don’t. Either way, you know you exist to be exploited, for giving pleasure and making money is your forte.

You’ve no choice in who wants to play with your emotions. This isn’t a worry as long as after any casual or intense session you’re not ignored and you’ll be called upon again, soon.

As a respected member of one of life’s oldest professions, making a little sweet music is your simple aim.

And as the music world’s most well-known hermaphrodite inanimate object, you were my first love... you are still my love... you are my guitar.

To appear in my next publication

WE ALL NEED OUR OWN SPACE

Helen Sharman, the first Briton in space.Michael with Helen Sharman, the first Briton in space.

When mere mortals gaze at the heavens,
For many it’s hard to comprehend,
The answer to that age old mystery,
Just where does space begin or end?
Cue the embodiment of true alchemy,
The alignment of stars in the cosmos,
Which inspire mankind’s ingenuity,
To want to explore what’s out there because,
Curiosity – that strong pulling magnet,
Has the like of Stephen Hawking,
Predicting one day upon the red planet,
We will be Mars and not Moon walking.

Once the best that we could imagine,
Was wandering lonely as a cloud,
Now interstellar distant horizons,
Beckon the right stuff from the crowd,
To coolly blast-off from mothership earth,
As the one chosen to be on board,
To surf black holes, to wheelie time warps,
To make first contact and record,
Alien life that we hope is out there,
A scary thought to tingle the backbone,
But a scarier thought is surely learning,
That, in fact, we are all alone!

Hollywood presents fantastical worlds,
Of science fiction, not science fact,
In which the meaning of life is served up,
Conveniently in the final act,
But from so many unanswered questions,
There is one that is much less grand,
Which all we simple homo-sapiens,
Would dearly love to understand,
Technology helped send men to the moon,
As long ago as sixty-nine,
So why on earth can’t a shopping trolley,
Ever steer in a straight simple line?

© 2015 Michael Wood – East Riding Town Crier

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